Help! I sold the skull of the Demon Lord's enemy for 9 yuan with free shipping, and the guy on the list is actually the Demon Lord himself? !
Family members, who knows?
The live broadcast was so complicated that I chopped durians with my bare hands while performing a live show for KPI, but I used too much force, and as soon as I opened my eyes, I passed through a demon sect that looked like a Shura field!
The mobile phone actually still had signal, and the live broadcast room was still open. Looking at hundreds of old fans, I decided on the spot - I couldn't let my career end on a durian!
Looking at the eerie Bone Throne and the swaying will-o'-the-wisps in front of me, I excitedly told my family that the crew spent a lot of money this time to create an immersive script!
In order to save the accident during the live broadcast, I picked up a skull with excellent texture and said, "Come on, babies! Hard goods are on sale today! The 'Meditator' artistic table setting, pure natural paste, 9 yuan and 9 free shipping! Here is the link!"
From then on, I, Lin Wanwan, a silly anchor whose mind is full of GMV, have been running wildly on the road of "treating the Demon Sect as a film and television city and the Demon as an NPC". I turned the murderous senior brother into an "iceberg male model", deceived the drug-addicted junior sister into a "beauty review blogger", and turned the bloody sect war into the most cunning "PK promotion" in history!
This is a hilarious novel that will make you laugh from beginning to end, making you laugh out loud!
Use consumerism to reduce dimensionality to attack the world of cultivation, and use KPI to reshape the values of magic!
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