Bullet Comments: My Master Transmigrated into a Book, Three Thousand Disciples, Stay Away from Me

[Male-Male Romance + On-Screen Comments + Transmigrate into a Book + One-on-One + Mutual Firsts]

Luoxia Sect is terrifyingly unhinged. Among its three thousand disciples, not one is straight.

Shen Yanzhi thought the sky was falling when he transmigrated into the book. What were all those lines of filthy stuff floating in front of him?

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The desperate straight man wanted to call the police: What exactly are you all getting off on?

Never mind. Protecting his ass couldn't wait.

If the unruly disciple could be kept in line, fine. If not, he'd be dealt with.

So what if every disciple was a gay pervert?

Shen Yanzhi was confident he could pass through a crowd of gay men without getting touched by a single one!

His eldest disciple offered to treat his injuries. Shen Yanzhi refused: “Get lost.”

His second disciple offered to make his bed. Shen Yanzhi refused: “You too. Get lost.”

His third disciple sniffed him like a dog and said he smelled good. Shen Yanzhi refused: “Try that again and I'll throw you in the latrine for a bath.”

The fourth disciple...

Shen Yanzhi was overwhelmed. One pair of fists was no match for three thousand grabby hands. Luckily, his dependable straight senior brother was there to keep them in check.

Xue Mingyi: “If you can cultivate the Way of Ruthlessness, do it. If you can't, go practice the Sunflower Manual! Let's see who dares touch him!”

Shen Yanzhi clung to his senior brother's coattails and lay flat, finally escaping the clutches of three thousand disciples and receiving plenty of care from him.

But how did all that looking after him end up in bed?

Shen Yanzhi was stunned. “Senior Brother, you're not straight?”

Xue Mingyi said nothing, simply proving his point with actions.

Xue Mingyi: “Yanzhi, what do you think now?”

Shen Yanzhi: “...Oh no. I think I'm, I'm not so straight either...”