Weren’t You Supposed to Be a Cold and Aloof Master? Why Are You Blushing?

[System] [Cold and Aloof Master] [Subverting Expectations]

I had just transmigrated and was hiding in a wardrobe when I saw the universally acclaimed number-one beauty in the cultivation world, my pure and cold master, approaching my bed with a pink-glowing copy of the Joyous Union Sect's Secret Manual.

I thought I'd been handed the script for a horror movie and would be drained to death the very next second.

Then came a ding, and the System came online.

Wait a second, wasn't this supposed to be a book of carnal techniques? Why is the System promoting wholesome, devoted love?

One second I was worried about my life. The next, I had become my master's only hope of salvation.

Help this "theory expert," who looks like an iceberg but is panicking on the inside, find a little balance, and my cultivation takes off on the spot. This easy life... I mean, this bond, is so worth it!

From then on, I became the mysterious man with connections and top-tier pretty boy in the eyes of the entire sect.

- An outer-sect disciple picks a fight? Sorry, one finger is all I need.

- An inner-sect genius comes looking for trouble? My apologies, I take them down in one move and even gain a die-hard fan who drops to their knees on the spot.

- I save my shy junior sister, and my protective instincts go into overdrive. Big Brother Mode: MAX!

- I take a stake in the medicine pavilion and use alchemy theories from a whole new era to make the alchemy-obsessed senior brother bow down and call me his master!

I only want to quietly be a good-for-nothing, but my strength won't let me. Besides, everyone in this Joyous Union Sect is a hidden genius, and each one is weirder than the last.

The worst part is

"Disciple, come to my room tonight."

My master's daily invitation sends my survival instincts into a frenzy! Help! Can someone tell me why she's looking at me more and more strangely?!