[Hilarious + Cultivation + System + Transmigration + Satisfying Read] A relentlessly overworked HR director finally works himself to death and transmigrates to the immortal realm, where he becomes a good-for-nothing disciple with a jumble of spiritual roots?
Lin Xiaofan, a 28-year-old HR director at a Fortune Global 500 company, dies gloriously after working overtime for 72 hours straight. When he opens his eyes, he has become Lin Fan, the most useless outer-sect disciple of the Qingyun Sect. His spiritual roots are a mess, anyone can bully him, he always ranks last in the monthly spiritual-root tests, and he cannot even keep his spirit rice dinner.
At the brink of despair, the [Immortal Realm Human Resources System] forcibly binds itself to him!
Talent assessment? At a glance, he spots the Peerless Sword Body in his overlooked sword-obsessed senior brother!
KPI reviews? He sets targets for the alchemy elder, and pill production increases tenfold!
Performance reviews? Cool and aloof senior sister, there’s a bug in your cultivation plan!
Training programs? Under his guidance, his good-for-nothing squad makes a comeback and becomes a team of geniuses!
Organizational structure? He reforms the bloated sect and establishes the immortal realm’s first “cultivation corporation”!
He had planned to use his expertise to land a secure position, slack off while cultivating, and live forever. But the System keeps pushing him to work, with one task after another:
“Get promoted to outer-sect manager within one month!”
“Build one of the immortal realm’s top ten sects within three years!”
“Reform the entire immortal realm’s human resources system within a hundred years!”
Lin Xiaofan: “System, is this a 996 or a 007? Do they do this ‘blessing through hard work’ stuff in the immortal realm too?”
System: “Host, to refuse the rat race, start by refusing the System. But failure will cost you lifespan~”
Watch as this modern HR director slays inner demons with PowerPoint presentations, cracks secret realms with SWOT analysis, tames divine beasts with team-building activities, and binds an Immortal Emperor with equity incentives! He’ll use a full arsenal of modern human resources management tactics to smash the traditional cultivation world!
So beautiful and beautiful 😳