Dark Fairy Tale: Haji Mi Slaughters His Way Through Bear Ridge

When fairy tales are stained crimson, when the playground of memory becomes an abyss, only fear is eternal.

Everyone transmigrated, but I became a cat?

I thought Gou Xiong Ridge would be peaceful and idyllic, but instead I ran into Skinning “Qiang” and the two-headed “Xiong Da and Xiong Er.”

I originally planned to seek refuge in Sheep Village, only to discover that the “Xi Yangyangs” had long since sharpened their horns, devoured “Hui Tailang,” and were now eyeing the new “guest” hungrily.

I’d heard that the Krabby Patties in Bikini Bottom were delicious, but when I got there, I learned that Mr. Krabs’s secret recipe was made from residents who could never leave...

This is a twisted fairy-tale world: a terrifying Gou Xiong Ridge, a blood-soaked Sheep Village, an abyssal Bikini Bottom... Countless distorted nightmares are waiting.

But they’ll soon understand that the deepest nightmare doesn’t come from those mutated monsters.

It comes from me,

a cat!

[By day, I’m an adorable, harmless little kitty.]

[When I rise in fury, I am the forbidden being who rends gods and demons apart!]

Conquest begins with a full belly!

I am Mao Die. Today, I shall attain the Dao at Gou Xiong Ridge, become the many-natured Haji Mi Nan Bei Lu, and ascend to True Lord. The foundation for all the world’s huffing is now laid. I may be Hā, Qì, the Immortal Arts of Mao Die, Ji, Mi, or the Haji line. The mortal world ought to have Mao Die; Mao Die may be a cow cat, a ragdoll, or a tabby.

My Dao shall flourish. I have prepared six roots, and the Haji lineage shall endure through the ages.

For the benefit of those who come after Mao Die.