Aren't You a Loser? Why Are You the One on the List of Heavenly Officials?

Everyone called Ying Zhao, the thirteenth prince of the Qin Dynasty, a dandy and a loser. He was demoted to the border and still drank and danced with a beautiful woman. When the Xirong invaded, he didn't even bother to raise his head. But who would have expected that the Tianwai Tianbang suddenly appeared and stripped off his underwear! He was the coach of Long Xiangwei who killed nine soldiers and beheaded the Xirong army! Juechen, who wiped out 100,000 Xiongnu soldiers, is under his control! Even the Polu Army, which ranks second in the divine army list, and the Impermanence Army, which ranks first, all have "useless" coaches! Ying Zheng was worried about choosing the crown prince, but after reading the list, his hands were shaking with excitement: "I told you this traitor was a piece of material!" Zhao Gao tried to assassinate him but was killed instantly. Hu Hai and other princes were so frightened that their legs weakened! Liu Bang and Li Shimin's faces turned pale as they stared at the list, and they were busy planning to join forces to resist Qin! Xiao Longnu, Yao Yue and other beauties rushed to Xianyang overnight to throw themselves into their arms! Ying Zhao, who originally wanted to pretend to be useless and lie down, was forced to become the successor of Da Qin by the Tianbang. He just took over the throne and ran into a bomb on the counselors' list! Han Xin and Zhang Liang were both old friends with him! It directly caused thousands of emperors to lose sleep all night long! What to fight? I can just submit to Da Qin!