“I was reborn one month before the world froze over. The first thing I did was take my family to rack up online loans and stockpile like crazy!”
Everyone called me crazy, and even my relatives thought I was an idiot.
But I used that money to stockpile supplies with my family and build an impregnable safe house, ready to face the coming torrential rains, extreme cold, extreme heat, acid rain, earthquakes, endless days, endless nights, and other disasters.
When the -70°C cold arrived and the world turned into an icebox, the people who had mocked me knelt outside my door, begging for a bowl of hot soup.
Meanwhile, I was cuddled up with my family in our warm home, eating hot pot...
