I transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and became a farmer’s son in the Western Ox Continent. From the start, a high monk from Lesser Thunderclap Temple showed up at my door, saying I was born with Buddha bones and should be guided to Buddhahood. I refused, saying I had to care for my parents, so the monk joined forces with bandits and demons to kill them, then pretended to save me!
At the critical moment, the Heavenly Dao Sign-in System activated! My sign-in reward from the start: a Chaos Demon God Physique and the supreme treasure of slaughter, the Godslaying Spear!
“You want to guide me to Buddhahood? You think you’re worthy?” Right in front of those hypocritical Buddhas, I drove my spear straight through the monk’s head!
“Ding! The Host has carried out Heaven’s justice for the first time and slain a false Buddha. Reward: [Dao Fruit of the Three Ages]!”
From then on, the Western Ox Continent had no more Buddhist kingdom, only me, its one and only demon! Sun Wukong, Nezha, and Erlang Shen are all my friends. The gods and Buddhas throughout the heavens tremble whenever they see me!
First it was my sister, then my daughter. Go ahead and drive some screws