“Principal, I have no talent, no money, no connections. I’m useless, but I want to learn cultivation!”
Ming Jun nods and says confidently, “All you need is confidence!”
“Here, let’s install an artificial spiritual root, replace your meridians with nanotech, give you a titanium-alloy skeleton, a nuclear-powered heart, spirit-gathering lung lobes, and an external spirit brain…”
“Principal, will I still be human after all that?”
Ming Jun roars, “You want to cultivate and still expect to be human?!”
“Get out! I don’t need useless people with such unsteady hearts for the Dao!”
