My name is Shen Lang, a well-known waste in the capital. My lifelong dream is to eat and die.
For this goal, I have worked hard for ten years.
Finally, my proud fiancée Liu Qingshuang couldn't bear it anymore.
On the day we broke off the engagement, she led a group of masters to block the door of my house, her aura was at full strength, and her words were full of contempt: "Shen Lang, you are a waste, you are not worthy of me, Liu Qingshuang!"
At that time, I was basking in the sun in the yard and sleeping soundly. I was woken up by her and I was a little annoyed to wake up.
I thought about it and retreated quickly, so as not to delay my sleep later.
So I yawned, stretched, and replied casually: "Okay, okay, step back, step back, don't delay me from absorbing the essence of heaven and earth..."
Before I finished speaking, the wind and clouds above the nine heavens changed color, and a golden divine light penetrated the heaven and earth, heading straight towards my Heavenly Spirit Cap.
There was a ding in my head: [Laziness value +10086, congratulations to the host for winning the ancient magical power·Words and Methods (Trial Version)].
The suitor who followed Liu Qingshuang, some kind of swordsman genius, pointed at my nose and cursed: "Trash! How dare you tease Qingshuang!"
I didn't even bother to raise my eyelids, so I waved my hand: "Don't make any noise, let's go and cool down."
With a "boom", the man and his sword were blown a hundred meters away by an invisible force, and hung on the flagpole of the palace in a very unique posture.
The whole place was dead silent.
