What Should I Do About My Wife’s Terrible Survival Instincts? I’m So Worried!

[Two Male Leads + Transmigration + System]

Bai Xi'an: aloof and proud, those are the words that define him. In truth, he's just an ordinary misanthropic shut-in who wants to die.

But every time he tries to kill himself, he fails.

The rope snaps halfway through his hanging; halfway through jumping into a river, someone hauls him back onto the bridge. Every time he crosses the street, he chooses a notorious accident hotspot, yet the cars always brush past his clothes and speed away.

Even when he takes pills to end his life, he remains perfectly fine, bizarrely lively the next day. After surviving every attempt to kill himself, Bai Xi'an finally gives up.

If he can't die, he might as well keep living. But perhaps Heaven was playing a joke on him.

Just as Bai Xi'an decided to simply muddle through life, he took a sip of water and croaked.

Bai Xi'an: "...Excuse me, isn't that a rather careless way to die?"

Well, Bai Xi'an didn't die after all, because he transmigrated.

He transmigrated to a strange world, got bound to a bizarre System, and acquired a sleek, slippery snake.

System: "Host, your mission is..."

Bai Xi'an swished his fish tail. "Ah... I have to do missions? That sounds exhausting. Why don't you just erase me instead?"

With that, Bai Xi'an glanced at his beautiful fish tail.

System: "..." Help! What do I do when my wife doesn't want to live? Anyone there? This is urgent!