Huang Chao transmigrates to Great Zhou. The moment he opens his eyes, he discovers he's failed the imperial examination.
As the son of a salt merchant, he's not angry at all. Instead, he writes a rebellious poem and becomes the newly crowned top courtesan's favored guest.
He runs into a princess? He talks his way around her, then throws hands.
The empress summons him? He argues his case and makes a bold move on her.
A great clan provokes him? He wipes out nine generations of the family!
The princes want to rebel? He turns it into a game of match-three!
An enemy nation invades? He kills, kills, kills!
The Japanese pirates attack? He wipes them out to the last man!
Many years later.
Huang Chao: My beloved consorts, I truly love beautiful women, not the throne!
