As soon as I arrived in Journey to the West, I was surrounded by three identical Monkey King!
One had a sinister face and held a golden cudgel: "Old Jade Emperor, I, my grandson, will crush your Lingxiao Palace!" A solemn man wearing a cassock said: "Amitabha, I am a humble monk who went to the Western Heavens not to fight, but to serve all sentient beings." Another one put up his glasses and looked at me calmly: "According to the quantum entanglement theory, the three of us are the collapsed state you observed..."
I'm numb! Why did Journey to the West completely collapse!
Here, without inviting Tathagata, the Jade Emperor drew out the 40-meter Immortal Killing Sword with his backhand, which frightened the monkey into worshiping him on the spot. Zhen Yuanzi pushed down his ginseng fruit tree and laid it on the ground to touch porcelain, and forcibly bought Brother Monkey's eight sea-view apartments. Zhu Bajie was even more outrageous. He filed a complaint and took Sun Wukong to court on the charge of workplace bullying!
And I, as the only normal unlucky guy, was involved in this mental chaos of gods and demons. Seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West? Stop making trouble, this is clearly a survival record of Xitian Mental Hospital!
