[Ding! You have entered the cultivation world and obtained the “Immortal King Descends” System. Please find a place rich in spiritual qi as soon as possible to activate the System.]
Hey, System, I did transmigrate, sure, but this is a post-apocalyptic high-martial world invaded by monsters. Where am I supposed to find spiritual qi?
[Ding! Detection complete. All laws in this world have fallen silent, and spiritual qi is depleted. The System cannot be activated.]
I told you already, just give me an SSS-rank ability!
[There are no useless Systems, only useless Hosts. Searching for a suitable “cultivation System” for the Host.]
Hey, why does it always have to be cultivation? If nothing else, a seduction System would work. You can at least manage that, can’t you?
[To prove the System’s capabilities, it has switched to the “Ancestor of the Hehuan Dao” System. The Host can increase cultivation and attain immortality by engaging in erotic practices and absorbing yin to replenish yang. Please find a woman to cultivate with and activate the System.]
Dad, I’ve never begged anyone in my life, but this is the one. Don’t change it! I’ll find someone after school. No, wait... I can do it at school, too. Hold on!
[Ding! The Host is under attack by monsters and in danger. The System has switched to “Demon Refining the Nine Heavens.” No spiritual qi or spiritual roots are needed. Sacrifice living beings to increase cultivation. Nearby souls of the fallen have been sacrificed. The System is now active.]
Damn it... Why are you so impatient? I can handle danger myself. Can you switch back to the cultivation-together System?
