On the day of the imperial decree, my father and my future father-in-law got into a fight in the court.
One lifted the jade scepter of a civil servant, and the other tore off the ribbon of a general.
The emperor rubbed his temples: "What are you going to do? Go home and beat the child!"
On the wedding night, I carried the ancestral sword and split open the wedding bed: "Xie Zhiwei, if you have the guts, come out and challenge me!"
He slowly poked his head from behind the "Book of Rites": "Madam, pleasure in bed requires the harmony of etiquette and music..."
Later, when the enemy troops besieged the city, he was still reciting when he was blocking an arrow for me: "... This arrow should avoid the Tanzhong point..."
I cried and tore his clothes open to look for wounds, but half of the bloody tiger charm came out——
And the half piece in the secret room of my father's study is just enough to make a complete one.
