[Horror Livestream + Love Triangle from Hell + Everyone's Favorite + Wish Fulfillment + Quick Transmigration]
Xie Lin is thrown into an infinite horror livestream game. While everyone else wails and runs for their lives in the dungeons, he uses his face to make every kind of evil god boss and vicious NPC go crazy for him, banging their heads against the wall!
The vampire prince breaks a thousand years of abstinence for him: “Even if it were only a few days, or just a few hours, you still wouldn't stay for me?”
The big shot at the base unleashes a world-ending nuclear bomb for him: “Anyone who dares touch him, I'll blow up the whole world!”
The twin evil gods turn against each other for him: “My brother/younger brother has to die. You're mine!”
The livestream audience goes wild shipping them:
[Fight! Fight! Someone hand the big shots a knife!]
[Wifey, don't clear the game. Just start a class and teach us how to manage a dungeon!]
[God Xie: Thanks for asking. Clearing the game is just a side gig. Managing a love triangle from hell is the main quest!]
Xie Lin lazily raises an eyebrow as he watches everyone fighting in a heap, then smiles faintly. “You're so noisy.”
“But watching you go crazy over me...”
“...is much more interesting than this boring game.”
It's okay, it's charming, but it feels a bit long.
So pretty, so pretty, so pretty
So delicious, suck it up suck it up
Looks good, my wife had a great time training the dog 😳😳