[Brainless cool novel + multiple female protagonists + cultivating immortals + fantasy imagination + paying homage to classics]
Lin Yue, a modern social animal, suddenly became a little white snake who was afraid of his own body! Bind the vicious-tongued ring spirit Mi Tian to unlock the "god-level secret space" - use space as a safe house to hide from hunters. When teaching the young Bai Suzhen to practice, he complained, "Bao, you sense spiritual energy slower than grabbing concert tickets."
He originally wanted to become an immortal, but unexpectedly harvested a luxurious group of Taoist companions: he rescued the fox demon Liu Ruyan and was entangled by "Brother Yue", helped Su Qingyao open her spiritual roots and harvested "alchemy cultivation with food and accommodation included", and formed a team with the shark girl Ling Xi in East China Sea. Even the fairy of heaven and the daughter of the God of War were fans of his "counseling and bravery", and he gathered six great gods such as illusion, alchemy, and sword cultivation to assist him.
What's even more outrageous is that practicing ancient skills awakened the blood of the dragon clan—he was actually the youngest son of the ancient dragon king! Faced with trouble caused by evil gods, old grudges in heaven, and natural disasters in the mortal world, Lin Yue was forced to shoulder the blame: with his left hand, he commanded the Taoist couple to torture the villains, and with his right hand, he used the space spirit spring as a power bank for the three realms.
"I just want to pay tribute to the Legend of White Snake, how come I became the guardian of the three realms?!