[Urban imagination + Classic of Mountains and Seas + Humor + No cp + IQ online is not the Holy Mother]
Lin Tiandong, a new employee of Shanhai Administration Bureau, encountered a major crisis on his first day at work. The central air conditioner of the branch exploded!
Looking at the nine-tailed fox senior who was fading from the heat in the office, and the Jiaolong colleague whose scales were almost scorched, he tremblingly dialed the internal hotline: "Boss, could you please have a spring break? The temperature is 26 and the humidity is 50."
The person on the other end of the phone said lazily: "Recently, the world's carbon emissions have exceeded the standard, and the spring services require environmental protection points. Let's do this. First, you go and catch the blackmail beast who throws magic tricks in Binjiang Park, and then issue a ticket to Bi Fang, who is racing in the sky above Longdu Building. Finally, go to the entrance of Jing'an Temple to persuade the nine-tailed fox who fortune-tells and cheats money..."
Lin Tiandong was dumbfounded after hearing this: "Have the gods started to get green points these days?"
In order to prevent his colleagues from suffering a collective heat stroke, he had no choice but to go out in the field despite the 40-degree temperature:
At the Internet celebrity check-in point, you will catch the blackmail beast spreading beauty illusions, issue a ticket to Bifang for speeding, and have to battle wits with the nine-tailed fox who sets up a fortune-telling stall.
(Today's Workplace Survival Guide: Catch the illegal beast first, then repair the air conditioner. The salary is not enough to buy popsicles!)
