The thunder tribulation struck me a thousand years later! Lingxi, the master of Qingyun Temple in the Northern Song Dynasty, opened his eyes and became a corpse-keeper in a broken temple who couldn't even pay the electricity bill?
My spiritual power was wiped out by Wi-Fi when I drew talismans. I taught my neighbor's husky to become a meditation master by reciting the Qingxin mantra. I was afraid that my apprentice would want to live stream my practice to earn rewards?
Fortunately, my sister's Taoist skills were not lost: I used magic to make the demolition team turn into dogs, and I used the Five Elements Talisman to get out of the studio and became a hot topic. Even the fake Taoist priest was stripped off his underwear by me!
But the ancient ginkgo suddenly bloomed, and the earth's veins began to revive - could it be that my time traveling was not an accident at all?