I thought life had hit rock bottom. !
Bite! It was detected that the host's "Anti-Bone Index" was off the charts, and he was forced to join the "Heavenly Anti-Bone Boy's Internal Promotion and Salary Increase Group"!
The group members are actually [Monkey King, Monkey King], Nezha, the Great God of Three Altar Seas, and Yang Jian, the True Lord of Qingyuan Miao Dao!
The three bosses were isolated by heaven because of their "rebellious spirit". They were so idle that they actually regarded me as a "human agent" with only one mission: to cause trouble! The bigger the better!
From then on, my painting style completely deviated:
Sun Wukong: "Use this [Ruyi Golden Cudgel·Selfie Stick Limited Edition] to poke holes in the vampire's lair. Remember to turn on beauty and beat people with its own BGM!"
Nezha: "Boy, ride on this [Hot Wheels Bike Sharing Edition] and go play drifting with the Birdman of the Holy See. I'll be responsible for anything that happens!"
Yang Jian: "Here you go [three-pointed two-edged knife·Swiss Army knife limited edition], with 99+ practical functions."
So, when the Japanese Onmyoji set up a grand formation to steal the country, I held the power bank and activated the "Thunder Technique", which shocked the Yamata no Orochi he summoned and danced on the spot.
When the holy light army of the Holy See comes, I use my hair to conjure tens of thousands of "Kings with Strong Mouths" and spray them until their faith collapses.
The extraordinary forces around the world were confused and frantically investigated who this "clown" with a fake artifact and poor fighting skills was.
It wasn't until I was riding a shared bicycle, holding a selfie stick, and three mythical figures that stirred up the Three Realms appeared behind me that they were shocked and shocked——
The most unprovoked person in this era is neither gods nor demons, but me, who has been certified by the three major rebels - the general agent in the world!
I think it's very good