[Lazy Immortal Venerable vs. Hardcore System] [Absurd Comedy and Fiery Action] [Master-Disciple Bond] [The Three Realms Collapse]
Yun Yan, a famous lie flat champion in the Immortal Realm and once its strongest fighter, has spent ten thousand years getting drunk and daydreaming on his own immortal island. All he wants is to spend eternity with his soft pillow and fishing rod.
Who could have guessed disaster would strike from the heavens, as a cold mechanical voice forcibly invaded his nap?
[Ding! Savior Training System successfully bound! The Three Realms are on the verge of collapse. Host, begin your mission immediately!]
A demonic flood dragon causing trouble? Not going. Treasure hunt in a secret realm? Too tiring. Save the people? ...Too much hassle. Let it all be destroyed, and hurry up.
System: ...???
Yun Yan tears the mission list to shreds and sets it off like fireworks, then casually crushes the Ninth Heavenly Tribulation as if popping bubbles. With a languid smile, he says, "What's the rush? If it collapses, I'll just go on vacation in another realm."
Until the System quietly displays a preview of its ultimate reward...
That face looks exactly like his long-lost master, the one he had yearned for across ten thousand years, who had already fallen.
Yun Yan's eyes snap open. The laziness vanishes from his gaze, replaced by raging waves.
"Hand over the mission list. Which bastard is standing in the way of me bringing my master home?"
From then on, the good-for-nothing Immortal Venerable goes on a rampage.
With a jug of immortal wine in one hand, he cuts down the stars, sun, and moon with the other. He delves deeper into the collapsing Three Realms, uncovering the shocking secret hidden beneath the System's cold code and searching for the beloved who vanished long ago into the river of time.
But is all this a redemption born of unwavering love, or a shocking game of strategy set in motion ten thousand years ago?
[Today's Headline: Shocking! Why has the Immortal Realm's laziest slacker suddenly started working so hard?! Mastermind: Thanks for asking. It seems he thinks I'm a punch-card machine for resurrecting his master... System: ...Host, the reward is
The author must be greatly praised
I like watching, the system makes the male protagonist the boss in Xianxia