Who gets it? I took a cool and aloof High God as my master, planning to quietly cultivate immortality and focus on my career. Instead, I went and lost my heart!
I, Qing Yuan, am officially Kunlun Ruins' most attention-grabbing disciple. When I first joined, I tried practicing the Rain-Splitting Art. I couldn't even make a drop of water, and ended up soaking myself instead. I hid under a peach tree and cried, then got caught by my master. I was so mortified I could've dug a whole apartment complex with my toes.
The most unbelievable part is my master, High God Xuan Ling. On the surface, he's the textbook image of a cool and aloof immortal cultivator, but in reality... I didn't know how to use the spirit-link lotus mark on my forehead, and although he told me to figure it out myself, he turned around and copied out an annotated version of the ancient text about it for me. When I was going to the mortal realm for training, he brought over a nanmu box and packed it full of protective jade, soft armor woven from spirit-silkworm silk, and teleportation talismans. He even put my favorite frost-sugar spirit-fruit snacks in a lotus-embroidered pouch, reminding me,
