Watching the Shinobi World: The Sage of Six Paths Roasts Everyone Online

He is the creator god who brought the ninja world into being: the Sage of Six Paths, Otsutsuki Hagoromo.

He and his eldest son, Indra, and younger son, Asura, have languished in eternal nothingness for millions of years, bored enough to start picking fights with themselves!

Then one day, with a casual wave of his hand, he opens a "watch-party screen" connecting countless worlds...

He expects to see an ideal world of "love and peace" and feel heartened

But the very first scene hits him like a punch!

Naruto Uzumaki, the hero's son, is being bullied by the whole village? The Third Hokage just stands by?

Asura's faith crumbles, Indra laughs scornfully, and the Sage of Six Paths himself wonders: What kind of miserable world did I create???

"This messed-up world needs serious fixing."

So he decides to change the channel!

He casually pulls out a "parallel-world script" and launches straight into high gear:

Jiraiya rises from the dead in the depths of the sea and teams up with Orochimaru to turn the ninja world upside down!

The Akatsuki's rogue ninja find new jobs, with Kakuzu and Hidan joining the shadowy organization!

Tsunade tearfully issues a secret order, while Shikamaru and Sasuke team up to dig up the secrets of the "Ame-no-Hoko"!

The Bloody Wedding in the Hidden Mist, a master-and-disciple duel in the Land of Snow, an assassination in the Konoha Library...

Every clue points to the ultimate secret even Madara Uchiha fears: the blood of creation!

"They think I'm a legend from a bygone era, "

"But I've long been writing a new ending beyond the script!"