[An epic talk show that subverts tradition, a "historical script killer" that made Sima Qian amazed]
Dear readers, are you ready to laugh out loud and catch up on the history lessons from Pre-Qin Dynasty to Han Dynasty?
This "Historical Records: A Guide to the Starry Skies of the Bronze Age" is not the kind of sit-down history book your grandpa read——
It is the original work of Sima Qian, but it is a magically modified version that was forcibly possessed by a joker who traveled back to the Han Dynasty!
About the content:
· Liu Bang is no longer the "son of the Red Emperor", but "China's first street kid to counterattack the emperor"
· Xiang Yu calls himself the "Overlord of Western Chu", but in fact he is "a tragic male lead with MAX military force but occasionally low IQ"
· Qin Shihuang burned books and humiliated scholars while frantically taking pills: "Why do my plans for immortality always fail?"
· Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch? No, this is a classic case of "strategic survival"!
About style:
· Use WeChat Moments to write about Qu Yuan's "Li Sao": "I was PUAed by my boss again today. Before I throw myself into the river, I will post a Jiugongge"
· Use workplace slang to analyze the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period: "Da Qin is a 996 fortune reporting company, and Qi is a demonstration area for lying flat and fishing."
· Each emperor and general is even matched with a "character card": force value, charm value, slot value... You can get them all with one click!
Why read it?
Because history is never a boring classical Chinese text, but -
A reality show that lasts for three thousand years,
A carnival of geniuses and madmen,
A survival guide that teaches you "how to win (or lose) gracefully."
