[Pure parody + comedy + no-brainer fun + unofficial history]
On his way home from scavenging, Yang Qiong accidentally finds a junk-treasure System and transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty, during the Three Kingdoms era.
Liu Bei’s straw sandals, Guan Yu’s beard, Diaochan’s bellyband…
What? Those are junk too?
Zhou Cang is a cannon mount, and Zhang Fei is a little loudspeaker.
Liu Bei invents lightning-fast straw sandals, while Pei Yuanshao becomes a human cannonball…
