[System + workplace irony + dad + salted fish boss + team management + group portrait]
This is a story about a useless (pseudo) young man who reluctantly saves the world by developing a system of canonized gods in order to stay on his side and canonize everyone as fairy boys. He battles wits and courage with pseudo-gods, gods and apostles, and protects China (but the protagonist is still Qu Yan).
Qu Yan, the Internet design director, was laid off and his stock market exploded. At least his wife and children didn't dislike him (we also made great contributions to our family). Just lie down while fishing and enjoy your leisure time.
Until that day when I rescued an old man with white hair and costume, he turned out to be Jiang Ziya, the only surviving god in China!
He bought and sold the gods to me, and gave me the "List of Gods", saying that the Chinese gods collapsed, monsters were everywhere in the enchantment, Shenqi City was full of crises, and the task of saving the world was left to you.
This bad old man is more ruthless than the company leader. He takes the blame without even saying hello? Do you need to wear a high hat for me?
I can only let nature take its course, but troubles keep coming...
So I can only open the list of gods, use my ingenuity to recruit fairy employees (), and use the management experience of large Internet companies PUA (oh no, manage employees)
What will happen if OKR, KPI, team motivation and various modern methods are used on God?
But I also understand that heaven is about to entrust us with great tasks, and we cannot escape. When foreign enemies invade, when abnormalities and superpowers become a daily routine, when gods from other worlds descend, how can I survive alone for the sake of my wife and children?
The world exclaimed: "Qu Yan's company is the hope of the future of mankind, the fortress of the Chinese gods, and the cornerstone of Shenqi City."
Qu Yan: "I just want to finish saving the world quickly and go back to sleep..."