CEO, Your Macho Image Got Eaten by a Husky

The CEO even keeps a giant husky and brings it to the office every day. Today, while I was giving a presentation, the husky suddenly broke free of its leash and lunged at me. Terrified, I jumped straight into the CEO's arms and screamed, "Help me!" The CEO looked down and chuckled. "So throwing yourself into my arms really is a thing." The whole company fell silent. Only the husky wagged its tail happily. The next day, the company chat went wild: "Shocking! The boss went to great lengths to raise a vicious dog just to pursue his hostage!"