I Can Understand Animal Talk, and the Police Can't Wait to Give Me a Reward!

They’ve made it all the way to her doorstep?!

Xie Jinjin opened the door to find a zombie bro, then fainted from fright. When she woke up, she discovered she could understand animals.

A sparrow perched on a telephone pole chirped away:

“I bet one worm she’ll faint again!”

“A black-capped two-legger dumped him here!”

Xie Jinjin was amazed. “This isn’t a hallucination? I can understand bird talk now!”

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Then came an unexpected call:

Good news: the family home is being demolished, and we’ll get compensation!

Crazy news: you’re not our biological child?

Good news: you’re the real heiress!

Crazy news: the family’s bankrupt?

How crazy! I really have become a billionaire in debt!

She’s forced to take over her family’s only [asset], a run-down zoo.

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She’s worried about money, when the police show up with a cash prize: 800,000 yuan for catching a wanted criminal!

From then on, she finds a new way to get rich:

Suspect on the run? A swan in the park spotted them!

Murder and corpse disposal? The Meow Meow Squad finds the body parts!

Major international case? The Pigeon Posse teams up to track down the culprit!

Trying to escape? You’re already surrounded by fluffballs!

“Only one truth exists, but there’d better be lots of zeroes in my bank balance!”

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The Animal Welfare Association, national security, and the criminal investigation squad all compete to recruit her:

“Five types of insurance and a housing fund, plus panda cuddles!”

“Company housing, with free utilities!”

“Case bonuses with no upper limit!”

All three ask in unison: “So, which one are you choosing?”

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A little scene:

Xie Jinjin grins. “Ha Zong, one clue for one piece of meat?”

The husky bristles. “No way! Five clues for one piece!”

The border collie panics. “That’s a loss! Did your PE teacher teach you math?”

The husky gets it. “Then? Eight clues for one strip!”