Naruto: Tsunade’s Children Are So Numerous They Could Unite the Shinobi World

The moment she woke up, Tsunade, one of the Legendary Sannin, found herself bound to a System called More Children, More Blessings!

The System had a bizarre style and was full of cheeky remarks. “Hey, babe, want to restore the glory of the Senju of the Forest? Want to spread your bloodline across the shinobi world and have your descendants become lords? Then get busy having babies! As Host, you’re guaranteed at least two births a day, with no upper limit. The more you have, the more extravagant the rewards!”

Tsunade: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ I’m a medical genius, I lose at every gamble, and I have a phobia of blood. You want me to have kids?!

System: “Ding! Congratulations, Host, on the birth of your first child. They’ve awakened the Sage Body. Reward: Eternal Youth!”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, on the birth of your second child. They’ve awakened the Wood Release Kekkei Genkai. Reward: Massive chakra boost!”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, on the birth of twins. They’ve awakened the Tenseigan and Sharingan. Reward: Complete mastery of Yin-Yang Release!”

…

Several years later.

Pain: “Feel the pain of this world! Shinra Tensei!”

Behind Tsunade, a toddler holding a baby bottle yawned and casually made a hand sign. “Sage Art: Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands!”

Another little girl with her hair tied in a high ponytail glared. “Don’t interrupt my mom while she’s drinking! Tengai Shinsei!”

And a third child…

Looking at the row of unruly brats behind her, their Rinnegan, Tenseigan, Sharingan, Byakugan, Shikotsumyaku, Ice Release, and all sorts of Kekkei Genkai dazzling the eye, Tsunade stood with one hand on her hip, drunk as a skunk, and planted her foot on Madara Uchiha’s coffin lid.

“Madara, didn’t you say you wanted to dance? Come on, I’ve got over a hundred kids. Pick whichever one you like and have a go!”

The entire shinobi world was left speechless.