I, Lin Qi, a female college student who aspires to be successful, was deceived by a black agency into signing a "dimensional store manager" contract. Open your eyes! The zombies were wandering outside the window, and there was a broken speaker in his head shouting: "Beep! The salted fish host has been successfully bound! Penny, start working on this system immediately!"
Me: "... Can I do business while lying down?"
Penny: "Why don't you lie down! This system has no time to mend the tires! Get up and make money! Otherwise, electric shock warning!"
So my life in a different world began——
They sell expired cans of wipes as "nostalgic limited editions"; on rainy days, they lie to people that Penny in the Rain is an "automatic car wash service" and charge fifty!
Aye (collapsed): "The customer said that after washing the car, it was all nonsense!"
Me (confidently): "This is called retro style, you have to pay extra!"
My system is like Penny, the venomous car girl, who yells all day long: "We need to upgrade! We need to be gold-plated! You salty fish, don't block the way to make money!"
My clerk is A Ye, a worried apocalyptic boy. He chases me every day and shouts: "Sister Lin! The accounts are not right again!"
I collapsed: "Penny, close the stall..."
Penny: "Don't even think about it! The gold-plating plan for this system is not complete yet! If you lie down again, I will play your out-of-tune bathing song on a loop!"
Aye: "The customer wants a refund..."
We both said in unison: "Why retreat? The final right of interpretation belongs to us!"
Present: Ten years after the end of the world
