When Pangu opened the sky, a skinny monkey jumped out of chaos, named Lu Yan. He was naturally talkative and loved to cause trouble.
Sanqing preached that he secretly ate flat peaches, and Nuwa made him stuff beans into clay figurines.
When it rains, the Dragon King shouts, "The rain office is out of business." When Gonggong hits the mountain, he squats down and gnaws sweet potatoes.
A sky patching stone hit his forehead, his forehead glowed, and he started to become a god.
I accidentally got a golden finger, and I can talk to the sky and the earth, and I can also change the imperial edict into a notice to clean the latrine.
Changing the list of gods is like changing the menu, using heaven as his own kitchen, he will not be able to mess with all the gods.
While others had a hard time cultivating immortals, he improved his cultivation by tricking the God of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning into dancing in the square.
When the God of Wealth sets up a stall, he shares the spoils, when the God of Fire is afraid of his wife, he teaches Bing Xin how to do it, and even Hongjun can't do anything to him.
All the decent people in the ancient world were tired and turned into dogs. He just ate and waited for death and became a group pet.
The Jade Emperor was so angry that he jumped to his feet, Laojun burst into tears from laughter, and the Tathagata said that he "proved the Tao through food."
From the Chaos Skin Monkey to the Malatang Heavenly Lord, he stirred the three realms into a stew.
Finally, there was a flash of red light, a deserted branch opened, and the fragrance filled the sky——
In this world, whoever is upright will suffer. The true way is to act badly!
