Wang Xiaoming! Your Stupid Things in College Are Enough to Make Me Laugh Until I Graduate.

"Wang Xiaoming, Department of Computer Science, Jiangcheng University, spent four years proving that he can show his style by following his tricks, and he can show his rules by failing in his exams. He can even remember the wrong names of three dishes when bringing food to his roommates - the main theme is 'whatever you can't do, screw up the first place'." When he passed the college entrance examination and entered college, he was surrounded by a group of "crouching dragons and phoenix chicks": the muscular roommate Zhang Wei, who memorized words when lifting irons and did fitness poses when writing code, and had more bugs than biceps; Li Xiang, a two-dimensional otaku, described "Operating System" as an animation battle system, and still refused to give up despite being "photographed and cheated" three times during online dating; Entrepreneurship Volume Wang Zhaoyu, who had sold moldy socks, expired yogurt, and ginger anti-detachment liquid, shouted "This is campus sentiment" when being chased by the dormitory supervisor and confiscated the three-no products; and his high school crush Lin Xiaoyu, a top student in the Chinese Department, was soft-handed when winning awards, and his complaints were so accurate that they hurt people. There is no bloody love here, only real and suffocating campus daily life: During military training, Shunguai was "turned on" by the instructor alone, and he ran to the emergency gathering point and became the joke of the whole school; the dormitory cooked hot pot and used the base material as washing powder, and the foam triggered the smoke alarm, and four people ran wildly with the pot and were caught by the dormitory supervisor; during exam week, they were caught The focus was on the arm, and the teacher caught him on the spot and asked, "Do you want to hold a class meeting for the arm?"; Bi used a campus navigation APP and guided the respondent teacher into the toilet, insisting that "this is a surprise route"; he wore anti-bachelor uniforms for his graduation photo, and even threw his hat up a tree. The whole class climbed a tree to get enough hats and broke a small tree...