The Mood Cafeteria: From the Start, One Bowl of Porridge Bought the Female God of Slaughter's Loyalty

[Urban supernatural powers + System-based story + food + light fantasy power fantasy + play the pig to eat the tiger + subversion of conventions + character growth]

Hou Yi inherits a rundown eight-square-meter shop, along with a amnesiac female killing god who drops out of the sky.

Luckily, the [God-Tier Cafeteria System] activates! He can grow stronger as long as he makes his customers' emotions break down!

"This is right up my alley! I'm the ultimate fun-seeker, and starting today, I'm harvesting emotions online!"

[**Kitchen upgrade:** Ordinary wok → Never-Stick Wok (ignores the laws of physics)!]

[**Recipe unlocked:** Perfect egg fried rice → Spiritual feast → Kunpeng meat soup (raises your level of existence)!]

[**Special draw:** Absolute Defense Apron, Grandmaster-Level Combat Skills, Super Sound System for Square Dancing!]

A bowl of porridge brings the cold, adorably clueless female killing god Yue Xi back to life.

Holding the freshly signed "contract of servitude," Hou Yi grins like a villain. "Starting today, your life and your person belong to me!"

Customers (weeping): "Waaah, it's so delicious! I've lived half my life without knowing food could taste like this!"

Competitors (furious): "That shabby shop of his is cursed! Customers go in and cry their eyes out, then refuse to leave. He's even lured all our customers away!"

Yue Xi (tilting her head and holding out a bowl): "Boss, I want more. If you don't give me any... I'll tear your shop down."

Later, when all kinds of strange and dangerous people come knocking, thinking he's just an ordinary cook...

Hou Yi holds the [Butcher's Cleaver] in his left hand and the [Never-Stick Wok] in his right, wearing the [Absolute Defense Apron]. He spreads his hands helplessly:

"I really just want to be a laid-back culinary god. Why do you insist on making me flip the table?"