I was despised by the whole capital, and I slept with the princess with hot strips.
On the first day I traveled through time and became the son of an ancient merchant, I was taken to the execution ground for molesting the princess. When the swordsman raised his sword, I took out the last pack of spicy sticks and said, "Princess, it's not too late to kill me after you taste it." She took a sip of the spicy sticks in disgust, then suddenly took the spicy sticks and kissed me fiercely: "Tell me! How many more of these immortal things do you have? Give them all to me -"