Lin Xian transmigrates to a cultivation world and becomes a doomed cannon-fodder character in a broken-engagement story.
He only wants to keep his head down and survive, but ends up bound to a [Cannon Fodder Self-Rescue Entertainment System].
The System's missions are outrageously bizarre, its rewards are awful, and its punishments are socially mortifying.
He chooses to back down and break off the engagement, then turns around and offers his blessing and a good-person card;
He does everything he can to avoid danger, yet everyone assumes he's hiding his true abilities.
The aloof Holy Maiden: “Every word and action of Senior Brother Lin accords with the profound principles of the Heavenly Dao.”
The bewitching demoness: “This young man is interesting. I claim him!”
The energetic junior sister: “Even the way Senior Brother runs away is so handsome!”
The domineering Empress: “This young man is blessed with tremendous fortune. He is a pillar of the nation!”
When the plot has completely gone off the rails and the Chosen One comes looking for him with a sword...
Lin Xian: “I said I'm just a useless guy trying to stay alive. Do you believe me?”
Everyone: “Like hell we do! You old fox, you're rotten to the core!”
