Dihualiu / Funny / Invincible / Imagination / Zongmen / Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger
I, Gu Changsheng, am the famous salted fish of Qingyun Sect. My biggest dream in life is to eat and wait for death.
But I don't know, I'm surrounded by… all crazy monsters!
I was in a daze, and they said that I was "wandering in a trance, comprehending the way of heaven."
I ran away, and they said I was "a dragon that sees its head but not its tail, and floats out of the dust."
I refused, and they said that "the Tao should not be taught lightly, it is a test of Taoism"!
Ye Bingning, the iceberg saint, founded "Gu Xue" for me and interpreted my eating and drinking as the supreme scripture!
Shi Potian, the martial arts madman, respects me as the True God of Body Dao and voluntarily becomes my chief protector while I sleep!
Dan Chenzi, the genius of Alchemy, regards me as the incarnation of Alchemy and wants to compile my "performance art" into the Code of Alchemy!
The entire sect is crazy! They say that I am a hidden saint in the game world and the only hope for the rise of the sect!
They knelt in front of my door, crying and begging me to stop being "cowardly" and lead them to conquer the world!
Help! I'm really just a loser who wants to lie down! If I continue to be worshiped by them, I will be exposed!
