Citrus Light in a Gray Youth

"Hey, have you ever heard of a human sunflower? That's me: forever turning around my 'sun.' The trouble is, my sun is a little different. She... likes the moon (girls) more! This is the tragic (hilarious) epic of how I spent all three years of high school graduating from 'secret admirer' to 'permanent friend.' The whole ordeal was like a spy thriller (dodging her girlfriend and fending off attempts to drive us apart), a family drama (I date someone for her?), and a piece of self-indulgent performance art (writing letters and making a fool of myself). Come watch, and I guarantee you'll laugh until... hey, don't forget the tissues!"

"Hey, have you ever heard of a human sunflower? That's me: forever turning around my 'sun.' The trouble is, my sun is a little different. She... likes the moon (girls) more! This is the tragic epic of how I spent all three years of high school graduating from 'secret admirer' to 'permanent friend.' The whole ordeal was like a spy thriller (dodging her girlfriend and fending off attempts to drive us apart), a family drama (I date someone for her?), and a piece of self-indulgent performance art (writing letters and making a fool of myself). Come watch, and don't forget the tissues!"