“Zhang Fan, face reality. You’re not good enough for me.” My ex-girlfriend Yanzi, arm in arm with a rich second-generation heir, threw a construction helmet at my feet.
At that moment, my heart turned to ash.
And right then...
“Ding!”
A pop-up from the Pinduoduo app on my phone completely changed my life!
[Quest triggered: Complete your first order in the immortal realm]
Reward: 100 low-grade spirit stones
Details: Sell a 9.9-yuan plastic toy sword to a customer with the ID “Fairy Qingxu.”
[Revenge quest: Ruin Li Daqiang’s reputation in three days!]
Reward: Your ex-girlfriend will grovel at your feet
Plan: Use spirit stones to grow mutated plants and wreck his groundbreaking ceremony!
[Cross-world bond: Earn the fairy’s trust and affection]
Quest objective: Bluff! Pass off “Ultraman” as an ancient deity and hype up “black stockings” as “Nine Nether Silkworm Treasure Robes”!
Unexpected bonus: The aloof fairy turns out to be a clueless online shopper, trading immortal cultivation techniques for a “positive review rebate”?
When I drove a front loader into my rival’s grand groundbreaking ceremony and watched the wild vines I’d grown drag him into the mud;
when Yanzi’s face went pale, her skirt ripped, and she cried for help, I merely smiled. “Weren’t you the one who told me to keep my feet on the ground?”
Meanwhile, on the other end of my phone, Fairy Qingxu, who seemed untouched by worldly concerns, blushed and sent a shy message through her divine sense:
[Friend, the way this treasure robe hugs my body... is quite remarkable...]
Only then did I realize my comeback was just getting started!
