Transmigrate Into a Book: Everyday Chit-Chat in the 1980s

Lazy Lin Xiaogua transmigrates into a period novel as its most ill-fated supporting character. Faced with a public denunciation and the factory director’s death stare, her Chitchat System bombards her with missions: “Quick, tell everyone the factory director used his abs to warm someone’s bed!”

She opens her mouth and bellows, “The factory director used his eight-pack abs to warm someone’s bed!”

Gu Jianjun’s enamel mug clatters to the floor. “...Does this woman have something seriously wrong with her?!”

From then on, life in the factory compound of the 1980s goes completely off the rails:

Taking Grandma clubbing! Recreating spicy strips and blowing up the kitchen! Playing matchmaker for the factory director, only to end up putting her own name on the marriage certificate!

The day she gets her marriage booklet, she grabs his leg and wails, “Director, I really was making it up!”

Gu Jianjun calmly unbuttons his shirt. “Too late to check the merchandise now.”

#One new way to court disaster every day#

#Did the factory director blush from awkward small talk again today?#

#How to turn a tragic romance into a married-couple comedy with nothing but your mouth#

(A friendly reminder: Don’t drink while reading. We’re not responsible if you laugh water all over your phone screen!)