[Light comedy + brain hole system + awakening male protagonist]
Xu Qinghuan, who has been single for 23 years, has a theory of love that can circle the earth three times and has zero practical experience - referred to as "theoretical love illiteracy".
One day, the mug on her desk suddenly became semen, and with a belly full of gold dust, she called herself System 007. She patted her chest and promised: "This system will give you a perfect male protagonist, and let him teach you how to fall in love step by step!"
As a result, the male protagonist Gu Ye came through the screen. What he held in his hand was not a rose, but half a pancake with coriander.
System: According to the script, handing pancakes = heartbeat signal! Pick up quickly!
Xu Qinghuan (collapsed): I don't eat coriander!
Gu Ye (looking down at the pancakes, suddenly awakened): So the love in the script is different from your real love?
Since then, the style of painting has completely gone astray——
The system wanted to take the sweet pet route, but Gu Ye wanted to do the opposite. He threatened her with coriander pancakes today, and put the system into a heavy rain tomorrow to "wash data";
The system was so anxious that he changed from a mug to a physical handsome guy. While complaining that Xu Qinghuan was "crazy for being a CP fan", he secretly competed with Gu Ye to buy her breakfast;
And Xu Qinghuan was caught in the middle, slapping System You seem to be really moved?
Later——
System (energy shortage, transformed back into mug): Host! Gu Ye didn't follow the script again! He actually kissed you just now!
Gu Ye (putting the mug into the drawer): Shh, don't make any noise. The way she blushed looked better than in the script.
Xu Qinghuan (touching her hot face): Wait, am I here to learn about love, or am I here to be a referee in the Shura field?
