After Becoming a Legend in Track and Basketball, Football Begs Me to Stop Playing

The world record in the 100 meters? I just broke it!

An Olympic basketball gold medal? I picked it up along the way!

Soccer? A bunch of scrubs!

When Lin Fan takes the field in China's number 10 shirt, the whole world goes wild:

"A track-and-field athlete playing soccer? Have the Chinese gone crazy?"

But when he blasts the ball through Japan's net, crushes South Korea's "Hunt Lin Fan" strategy with a brutal header, and climbs to the top of Asia with the Kangaroo Squad underfoot...

The soccer world trembles: This is a whole other level of dominance!

Messi and Ronaldo hold an emergency meeting in the middle of the night: How do we stop this monster?

FIFA begs him: Lin Fan! Please stop playing! We'll give you the Ballon d'Or!

Lin Fan sneers and lays down three cards:

Track King! Basketball God! Soccer's Daddy!

"The World Cup? That was just warm-up."

"Now, I'm leading China to godhood!"

[Invincible hero + fiery domination + national rise, crushing Japan and South Korea and sweeping the world!]