I, Zhou Ming, have a flawless fleshly body, can see the gods without evil, and can punch 120,000 pounds, but I have two bodies and I can't control them well!
The me on the left (Dharmakaya) wants to drink tea, but the me on the right (original body) picks up a Coke.
Sister: "Brother, is it fun for you to hit your left hand with your right hand?"
Me: "..."
[Scene 1: Eating]
I (the main body) picked up a piece of braised pork.
I (Dharmakaya) knocked it off with a chopstick: "This is turbid matter, it affects your practice!"
The whole family: "..."
[Scene 2: Practice]
Me (body): "Practice the "Qi and Blood Cultivation Method" today!"
Me (Dharmakaya): "No, you want to practice "Tathagata Divine Palm"!"
Result: The meridians were almost twisted into twists!
[Scene 3: Meeting people]
Uncle: "Zhou Ming, regarding the 'Ark Project', the senior management would like to hear your thoughts."
Me (ontology): "The core of the plan lies in..."
Me (Dharmakaya): "Fighting is power! If you don't accept it, just give it a good beating!"
Brother-in-law: (pupils are shaking) "Ming'er, your thoughts are very dangerous!"
No, is it so difficult to do two things at once? How could this double happiness become double trouble!
Reader comments
See the previous chapters for a clear and step-by-step explanation of cultivation: how to practice, why to practice, and the effects of cultivation. Awesome 👍 What you said is clear, clear and reasonable. Even as a novice, I have the urge to practice dancing. . . Just ask: Where is the technique?
The imaginative setting is okay and the writing is good, but the plot is a bit choppy and slow.
[Like][Like][Like][Like][Like] Six, the end of the world begins, you travel through the parallel Ming Dynasty, and you still have guns.
For now, five stars encourage
Real and beautiful: 9.9 Points
Come on, write quickly! !
Absorbing fire means heat energy, instead of eating grains and heaven and earth, it absorbs oxygen to support combustion.
Come on! Write quickly! ! 😫
Nice layout, continue~
A pretty good book!
You can still read it, you can push it down, but it's a pity that it's not a creation story
Highly recommended by bookworms of more than ten years
See the previous chapters for a clear and step-by-step explanation of cultivation: how to practice, why to practice, and the effects of cultivation. Awesome 👍 What you said is clear, clear and reasonable. Even as a novice, I have the urge to practice dancing. . . Just ask: Where is the technique?
The imaginative setting is okay and the writing is good, but the plot is a bit choppy and slow.
[Like][Like][Like][Like][Like] Six, the end of the world begins, you travel through the parallel Ming Dynasty, and you still have guns.
For now, five stars encourage
Real and beautiful: 9.9 Points
Come on, write quickly! !
Absorbing fire means heat energy, instead of eating grains and heaven and earth, it absorbs oxygen to support combustion.
Come on! Write quickly! ! 😫
Nice layout, continue~
A pretty good book!
You can still read it, you can push it down, but it's a pity that it's not a creation story
Highly recommended by bookworms of more than ten years