(Quick transmigration + snark)
Just transmigrated into the role of a CEO's disposable ex-wife, and I'm already on a life countdown?
No problem, snark System activated!
As long as I roast the plot and its ridiculous characters, I can keep extending my life forever!
Facing the greasy CEO: “Bro, your whole win-your-wife-back routine is longer and stinkier than my grandma's foot-binding cloth!”
[Ding! Life extended by 1 day!]
Taking down the scheming sister-in-law: “Did you just get back from studying your tea act at a West Lake Longjing plantation?”
[Ding! Life extended by 10 days!]
Exposing the fake act of the girl next door: “Wow, your heart's racing and you're still pretending to be in a vegetative state? Are you gunning for an Oscar for Best Sleeping Beauty?”
[Ding! Life extended by 100 days!]
Su Ran just wanted to roast her way to survival, make a quick fortune, and run.
Who knew that bastard would pin her against the wall, eyes bloodshot? “Wife, keep insulting me. I'll give you my life!”
