Stop Fighting! The Witch and Lich Clans Are Both My Clients!

After transmigrating to the primordial world, I became the first breeze between heaven and earth, unable to cultivate or take human form. Just as Li Che thought he would spend his whole life as a “bystander,” he awakened the [Everything Upgrade System]. [Ding! Innate spiritual root discovered: Bitter Bamboo. Would you like to spend 100 merit points to add “wisdom” to it?] Add the points! The Bitter Bamboo took human form, bowed before me, and honored me as its Father God! [Ding! Mount discovered: Sibuxiang. Would you like to spend 1,000 merit points to add “Primordial Qilin” to its bloodline?] Add the points! Sibuxiang returned to its ancestral form, and all beasts came to pay homage! [Ding! Magic treasure discovered: Measuring-Heaven Ruler. Would you like to spend 10,000 merit points to add “one-hit kill” to its attributes?] Add the points! A postnatal treasure of merit, one swing of the ruler shattered a saint's golden body! Hongjun was busy merging with the Dao, the Three Pure Ones were busy founding their sects, and the Wu and Yao were busy fighting for supremacy. As for me, Li Che, I was just an utterly ordinary “upgrade specialist,” quietly giving the entire primordial world a “version update.”