The Fairy Tale of Fallacious Arguments

I'm Pinocchio, a talking piece of wood carved into a puppet by Papa Geppetto, the old carpenter! When the Blue Fairy gave me life, I jumped for joy, but she said that to become a real boy, I first had to learn to be honest, brave, and kind. But oh, that's so hard! I can't help being naughty 🌝, but I'll change, I promise. Now, everyone, listen closely as I tell you this story...