Lin Wei is a laid-back corporate drone who accidentally hits a strange button while slacking off and playing Genshin Impact. In an instant, she transmigrates to Teyvat and becomes the noble and revered Tsaritsa of Snezhnaya!
Before she can even figure out how to govern, a ridiculous “Strengthen the Nation System” forcibly binds itself to her. Its ultimate goal is to lead Snezhnaya to greatness and topple the throne of Celestia. But the first step in its grand plan is an initial mission that reads: [Choose a consort to govern alongside you]?! Faced with the Fatui Harbingers, Lin Wei draws on her powerful, if utterly absurd, data analysis and decisively picks Dottore, the second-ranked Harbinger and the smartest of them all.
And that’s when everything goes completely off the rails. The great campaign to overthrow the Heavenly Principles begins with her having to pull out all the stops to “sleep her way to the top” with the dangerous Doctor in order to earn points: “accidental” physical contact, “private tutoring” in the office late at night, even forcing him to share a cup of coffee?! Only with the points she earns this way can she exchange for the blueprints and resources needed for infrastructure development.
Now, Her Majesty the Tsaritsa is frantically switching between secret identities. She keeps testing Dottore’s nerves, using her maxed-out intellect to figure out how to “efficiently” win over the mad scientist, while also maintaining her regal authority and furiously mapping out Snezhnaya’s railways, factories, and new energy sources as if she were typing code, bringing modern management ideas to the nation.
With the battle against the Heavenly Principles looming, Lin Wei faces one ultimate question: will her Snezhnayan empire first dominate Teyvat through its grand infrastructure projects, or will Dottore finally lose patience and take it apart because of Her Majesty the Tsaritsa’s relentless “harassment”?
Good luck, good luck, my dad! So well written!
Why is no one watching?! Super nice to say!