The Golden Wind Sweet Shop

Bruno Bucciarati’s perfect ability, Sticky Fingers, is practically invincible in Teyvat.

Yet he chooses to open a shop called “Zipper Sweets” on the busiest street in Liyue Harbor.

Every day, he uses his zipper ability to whip up mille-crepe cakes in an instant and deliver milk tea by folding space. He also uses zippers to sew the mouths of naughty kids shut.

Until one day, Zhongli, consultant to the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, comes to call. “Isn’t using an ability like that to make desserts a little… extravagant?”

Bucciarati smiles faintly. “Isn’t offering discount coupons for funerals at your parlor the same thing?”