From Demon to Conqueror of the Ages

It is the original evil, the embodiment of twisted rules. Its words are curses, and its blessings are calamities.

The gods see it as a blight, while the mechanical civilization ranks its logic virus as the highest-level threat.

But all it wants is to slack off, because every time it unleashes its “world-shaking wisdom,” it means it has found a perfect way to get itself killed.

“I bet you can't hit me with that knife today!”

(And so the laws of physics across the entire plane were briefly deleted, causing every attack to miss.)

“I ‘bless’ you with eternal life!”

(And so its opponent was instantly fixed in time and space as a despairing statue.)

Don't mess with me. When I get serious, I even heal myself.