Just Open Your Mouth and Squirt, Chasing the Top Stream to Death
嘴巴一张就是喷，追着顶流往死黑
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- Ongoing
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- 567k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 8mo ago
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- Fanqie
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Is There Any Novel That Can Make Me Laugh Like a Maggot in Bed?
Are there any of you asking for books?
I Laughed so Hard That My Stomach Hurt in the Middle of the Night. "The Queen Begins from the Top"
Laughing like crazy
A Novel About Laughing to Death in Bed in the Middle of the Night
Funny nonsense
It's Super Funny from the First Chapter
Novices, Don't Come In, 2000+ Hours Required to Come
Don't use trivial writing. It's best to have a single female protagonist. If the content is more mature, it's best not to have a system. Low system presence is fine.
Is There Any Book That Makes You Laugh from the First Page? Save the Children! Book Shortage
Funny! Funny! Funny! Here Are Some Books That Will Make Me Laugh to Death
Want to watch something like "Is it reasonable for a slime to defeat a dragon?" Book.
The Mental Girl Has Completely Destroyed You, so I Have No Choice but to Destroy the Mental Girl!
I want to watch something like "You're crazy girl, I'm crazy girl!" Book. Come, come, come, pass by, stop when you encounter a sand sculpture, take a look, take a detour without looking at it!
Entertainment + Reality Stars + Multiple Domestic Entertainment Female Stars
Looking for Entertainment Industry Articles, Lots of Heroines, Complete Books
I Have Become Obsessed with Variety Shows Recently. Can You Guys Recommend Some Books?
Please Write Something Funny and Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night
To be completed, or a little more
Funny Novels, the Kind That Make You Laugh Until You Die! 😜
Want to watch something like "Crazy!" The book "One question makes millions of students cry".
The Heroine Participated in a Variety Show and the First Person She Called in Her Mobile Address Book Was the Hero.
An Urban Novel with a Tall and Sturdy Protagonist.
The male protagonist can be invincible, but he would rather have an ordinary modern literary character.
Funny and Mean-Spirited
It's Super Funny, the Main Character Is Funny and Funny, Do You Have Any Recommendations?
I want to see content similar to "Going to the Wrong Grave, Recognizing the Wrong Person, and the Female Ghost Becomes One of Ourselves".
Love Variety Amateur Male Video
I want to read a book like "Starting from a Love Variety Show, Exposing Yourself".
Fellow Members of the Standing Committee, I Only Want the Names of the Top People in the Tomato Novel.
Fellow members of the Tomato Standing Committee, here are only the nominal novels of the top group of people, don't make up the numbers.
Invincible, Funny and Refreshing Article! ! !
Is There Any Very Subversive Writing, the Kind That Casts Doubt on the Author's Mental State?
There Are Many Women in the Entertainment Industry and We Don't Want Original Female Stars.
If it is more than 2 million words, it is best not to be limited to the mainland. It is better to have Korean female stars and be systematic.
It's a good abstract book, but sometimes it goes too far. The chilli pepper and mustard are thrown directly at the face. This is from a variety show, so the abstraction can be more realistic. Even if the pepper is added, the chilli pepper and mustard of death can't be straightened out and it will lead to blindness. Of course, this is my personal opinion. Apart from these, the whole thing is very good-looking, especially the shredded pork feet.
Damn it, update it hard, it's hilarious, it's so funny
This np is so good, the funniest novel in 2025
The plot is really super fun ̋(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)
The rating shouldn't be so low. Although it has flaws, it really makes me laugh so hard that I can't stop laughing. I haven't been reading for a long time, but I've seen a lot. It's really rare to see something as funny as this. You can try it.
Invincible, kid. This is the second novel I've read this year that made me unable to hold my breath The previous book was Fen Jue Xiao Charmander from the novel next door. More [blowing kiss][blowing kiss][blowing kiss][blowing kiss]
It's really good to read it in one go, with a lot of laughs, but it's not very friendly to those who are star-chasing. Fortunately, I'm not a star-chasing person (I'm talking about those popular celebrities)
It's so funny. I haven't read such a funny book in a long time.
It's funny. When you're depressed, watching it can temporarily forget your worries [laughs]
It's suitable for people who are not crazy about stars. It's just a fun read. It's fun to watch.
Goose, goose, goose, good wine, really good wine, it makes my nose soak with joy [laughing and crying]
I must give it a five-star rating. I have to say that the plot is so exciting. I think the most outstanding part is from the 25th to the 30th chapter. The three male guests eating each other's shit is amazing [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
At first I came to read the multi-female tag, but I became fascinated after watching it. It's really sublime and funny. I finished reading the latest chapter before I knew it, but why haven't I finished it yet?
It's so funny. I haven't seen anything so funny in a long time.
Most of them are good, but the large-flowered cotton-padded jackets are a bit regionally unpopular at first. In fact, most areas in the Northeast do not wear floral cotton-padded jackets. In the past, they wore mink coats, fur coats, military coats, and two-color large cotton-padded jackets. On the feet, they usually wear military-hook cotton leather shoes, long cotton leather boots, Mark boots, and cotton shoes.
Don't say anything, just take off in Chapter 32.33 [Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing] I laughed so hard
Very exaggerated, but really funny🤣🤣
After reading Chapter 52, the first chapter was fine. I laughed so hard that I cried in Chapter 52. If I don't give you a five-star, it would make me feel bad. Come on! With the previous foreshadowing and the addition of 52 photos, I really laughed. How long has it been since I received a star? Okay, it's been a long time since I've seen something that made me laugh so happily. Come on, come on, come on [full] [laughing]
The two major battles of Peach Blossom House are "The Assassin Hidden in the Snowball - Dung Ball Chapter" and "Flying Biochemical Weapons - Insole Chapter"... I laughed so hard that I was almost killed by rice alone [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
I read more than 100 chapters in one day. This novel is really healing. I kept laughing from beginning to end.
Has the author gotten into trouble? Damn it [smile][smile]
It's hard to imagine the author's mental state when he was creating. He completely let himself go and went crazy. He was really not afraid of fans of his brothers sending razor blades. GaGaLe [laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]
It's a good read. Don't say it's brainless. Just say it's fun or not. It's a relaxing novel.
So pretty! ! ! Ahhhhh...! I really like it!
Humorous and interesting, the plot arrangement is very good
Trivia: The person who wrote this book was actually a human being [laughs]
Ha
Are there any similar ones? The best reality stars like this kind of porn.
Damn it, the bird's food looks so good, it makes me laugh to death. The author has stopped updating the supplements. It's a supplement.
This book made me laugh so much that I danced like crazy in hell and heaven [face covering]