I, Shen Yu, was born with a crow's mouth, and my lifelong dream is to be a salted fish and wait to die. In order not to cause trouble to the world, I was cautious in my words and deeds, cherished my words like gold, and lived my life as a little transparent. Unexpectedly, in an accident, I was involved in a dispute in the court and was "picked up" by the evil general Gu Yanzhi. I casually said, "Don't step on dog shit when you go out." He turned around and picked up the incriminating evidence of the enemy's elaborate work next to the dog shit. I said, "This beam looks like it is going to collapse." As a result, the beam fell down and crushed an assassin to death. So, when the whole capital thought I was a loser, Gu Yanzhi regarded me as his own koi, taking me with him wherever he went. The sinister general used my "auspicious aura" to kill everyone in the court and on the battlefield, and at the same time he cared for me like a loyal dog and insisted on raising me, the salted fish, into the most expensive fish in the world. And I, on the road of being forced to start a business and joining forces to deceive villains, gradually discovered that lying in the arms of the general and being a salted fish seemed... Quite delicious?